They’re all on T.V. Example 1, Henry from Ugly Betty: Firstly, he is an adorable know-it-all. As you may know, it is my ultimate quest to become the world’s greatest know-it-all. While normally I would not like competition, I always find it nice to hang out with boys that I can exchange facts with. I have also adapted Henry’s catchphrase of “it’s just something I know,” recently. He’s sweet, he cares for Betty even though she isn’t super skinny or “conventionally” pretty (even though we all know that America Ferrara is gorgeous- you’re not fooling anyone America.). Henry’s love of Betty gives me hope. I can even overlook the fact that if we were married, my name would be Mrs Grubstick. Sure, he impregnated Charlie (played by Jayma Mays, who, by the way, is in SO MANY major shows this season: Ugly Betty, Heroes, Pushing Daisies…), but I’m sure Charlie did something to make that happen. He just seems more responsible than that! My longtime crush is John Krasinski, but even cuter than John, is his alter-ego, Jim Halpert. This is proof that if you love someone long enough, and let them drag you through the mud, eventually you may be together. And what more can we hope for than that? Jim’s expressions, and jokes light up my day, and the way he was heartbroken over Pam, made me feel sad and cry, and want to cuddle him forever. When he told Dwight about how he used to go home and CRY over Pam and how they would never be together, I thought my heart would break. This is what you need in a boy- the kind of look that melts your heart. Puppy dog eyes. One shot of puppy dog eyes my way, and I turn to jelly. Plus messy brown hair really gets me going. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the neat gel of Henry’s hair, but I like a boy that can let loose, and relax. We know that Jim can do this, because he held a party at which he sang karaoke with Michael. There are loads more where that comes from. Almost every television series has a “nice guy.” So, why aren’t there more in real life? Where’s my brown haired, brown eyed, office working, argyle sweater wearing, know-it-all, joking, puppy-eyed, dreamboat, nice guy, who loves me, thinks I’m gorgey, and respects every decision I make? If you see him, can you give him my number?