Oh. My. Freaking. God.
I know. I’ve heard a lot of people complain about Facebook applications. It seems the majority are annoyed by them, and yet they still exist- and are becoming stupider by the day.
I thought we had hit the peak with “What’s Your Sexual Personality!” (I’m the Catholic Schoolgirl, if you were wondering. “Outwardly virginal, yet hypersexualized and somewhat secretly slutty.” Rawr. But, actually, you need a hyphen in hyper-sexualized to make it a real word.) I mentioned how stupid I thought it was to my friend, and then proceeded to complete the quiz- Facebook whore that I am.
I was wrong. It gets worse.
Today I receive a notification to find out Which Condom Are You? “Just answer a few questions and find out instantly! It’s SCARILY accurate,” it says. SCARILY accurate? On which kind of CONDOM I am?!
Does anybody else see how this is positively soaked in stupidity?
Edit: Since you asked, I am a “Her Pleasure,” condom: “So the ladies like you eh? The perfect combination of the long bulb shaped head and the raised treads on the shaft were designed with the woman in mind.”
Yes, that’s me. Always the ladies’ man. Ha ha.
I saw that application on someone’s profile, and my reaction was the same. I really don’t understand why people think that it’s cool (or useful by that matter) to have their personality compared to a condom… :|.
Lmao, I find those applications so entertaining now that I’ve distanced myself from Facebook. I’ve seen “What Kind of Drug Are You” (now THAT was scarily accurate!) but not the condom one! Lol, it’s priceless
Lol, thats hilarious. I’m tempted to ask my boyfriend to do that quiz…if only either one of us had Facebook. I’ve been trying to fight my friends against their “join us” campaign.
So…what type of condom are you?
LOL that’s interesting. I almost never go on facebook anymore. I got tired of application requests.
LOL WHUT. Who makes these quizzes/application anyway? To be honest though, I’ve never seen that application. I don’t think I want to see it, either. Ahaha.
Did you take the quiz?
I’ll bet you I’m cherry-flavoured studded.
So… did you take the test? I bet you did?
I think I’d be something boring like durex extra safe. LOL.
Ah good… for a moment here I thought you made that test. So… er… what’s the result? That you’re actually a pill?
*giggles*
Woah, thanks for the warning. I haven’t seen that one, but I won’t be as surprised now if I get that invitation. I’ve gotten the “what drug are you” application. Hehe, I added it just to see what it would say, and apparently, I’m “life”. “Because who needs drugs when you get high off life?”
I don’t “do” face book anyway
I think it’s stupid 
Pwaha
Some people have strange minds.
Haha, indeed you are! I hate Facebook applications. They’re almost all stupid and useless.
lol thanks for the reply to my type of condom question. I wonder if anyone can be a defective/broken condom…..sounds like moi!
And p.s
I’m just here trying to give you the case of WORK that I have, do you feel your personal life disappearing?
That’s so stupid! Why on earth would I want to be a hyper-sexual-vampire-werewolf-jedi-zombie-condom freak?!
*goes on Facebook to take quiz*
Reason #9384374 why I hate Facebook applications and think they should all die.
Although, oddly enough, I’m feeling a sudden impulse to find out what type of condom I am. DAMN YOU FACEBOOK!
There’s a ton of applications that are ridiculous and stupid… like there’s those apps with the “rate my girl” kinda thing… personally, I hate going to pages where they have half naked girls either covering their boobs or whatever. But I guess that’s why it’s so popular!
I thought the app that you got was pretty funky… hehehe
Facebook has been attacked by hundreds of ridiculous applications, I hate it when I login to find that I have 25834560 invitations to the stupidest things ever.
I got one the other day asking me which mental illness are you? LOL