Yes, yes, there is no food. Well, I suppose there are a few items here and there, but nothing that would make a suitable meal.
Just off a quick glance through the cupboards/fridge/pantry, we have:
- Jelly Belly jellybeans.
- A little bit of peanut butter.
- A handful of chocolate chips.
- FROZEN pita.
- V8
- An egg.
- Crackers.
- Peanuts.
- Tuna.
Now, I just cleaned the kitchen. And I mean, scrubbed it spotless and shiny. So, I certainly do not want to be making any mess. So, what can I possibly make out of these ingredients without having to destroy my hard maid skills?
I could… heat up the V8 over the stove. Just plop it on, can and all? And then? Drink it? And it would be… soup? And, I suppose with soup, you need crackers. So, that could go well. The can may be too hot to hold while drinking it, though. And shoving crackers through the top could prove difficult. Not to mention, having them come back out would be hard. Maybe… maybe I could make a bowl with the frozen pita? I could use peanut butter to hold it together. And… egg. To create a lovely glaze (because presentation is important).
Then, what of dessert? Chocolate chips, peanut butter, with peanuts for extra texture. Maybe? Something with tuna?
…
Ah, screw it. I’ll just starve until dinner.
There is nothing I detest more in this world than tuna. You’re better off starving than eating it.
You can defrost the pita and fill it with tuna or peanut butter :). I personally love chocolate chips by themselves, that could be your dessert :P.
You could make a chocolate chip sandwich (using crackers), or if you have milk you could bathe an egg in milk and pop it into the microwave (I don’t know if that would work), or make scrambled egg.
Uhm, what are you talking about? You don’t need to put anything together! Those are all great snacks individually.
Peanut butter on crackers! You could just snack on jelly beans, right?
Peanut butter + egg + chocolate chips + flour = cookies!
You could have a tuna omlette? Or scrambled egg. lol
Scramble the egg and eat it with crackers
I hate when there is no food in the house