But I also like to be responsible. My mom missed her turn off this afternoon while we were driving to pick up my dad from where he is having maintenance done on his motos cycle, because “Just Dance,” by Lady GaGa came on. The first bit goes:
I’ve had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush. Start to rush by.
How does he twist the dance?
Can’t find my drink oh man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What’s go-ing on on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool, what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, a-alright.
And all I could think, and talk, about was how dangerous it was for her to be that tipsy, obviously on her own (since later she is joined by 2 men who say things like “I’mma hit it,” and oogle her.), has lost her keys, her phone and God knows what else, and doesn’t even know which venue she is at! How is she going to get home? What if she’s lost her wallet? What if she is thirsty from all that dancing, and drinks more, and then Akon takes advantage of her?
You should always use the buddy system, watch your drinks, don’t drink too much, and keep your belongings on you (that’s what wristlets are for!) while clubbing. If you don’t, you’ll distract me, and potentially put yourself into danger. 
ooh, I should get a wristlet, I always go out with my big handbag, cause you know, I might need that third lipgloss later, and I end up not bothering with touching up my lipgloss at all…
And also a good way of not drinking too much, only bring cash, decide before you go out how much you’re gonna drink for and only bring that amount, a credit card, especially if you leave it in the bar, can be very dangerous…
Alternatively don’t drink to a point where Akon could take advantage of you! I drink a lot (three pints is social) but I know my limits and I’ll never drink to a point where I don’t know where I am.